DIY

If you want something done your way, do it yourself, because the chances of somebody else doing it exactly the way you would are pretty slim.

You could try to work with competent people you trust. Or maybe one day you’ll be able to clone yourself and delegate everything to your replicas. If they’re really like you though, there’s a good chance they’ll invite you, as I just did, to do the thing yourself or to go stick your standards up your arse.