How to win at mediocrity
Happiness, success … No proof they even exist.
And even if they did exist, what kind of narcissistic sociopathic brat would believe they deserve any of it?!
For the less delusional folks out there (luckily we’re the majority), here’s how to crush it at mediocrity:
If you really have to do something, do what everyone else is doing
Consistently put in just enough effort or slightly less than required
Wait impatiently to be picked
Complain
Blame
Quit
Now go out there and don’t make a difference!

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