Happiness, success … No proof they even exist.

And even if they did exist, what kind of narcissistic sociopathic brat would believe they deserve any of it?!

For the less delusional folks out there (luckily we’re the majority), here’s how to crush it at mediocrity:

• If you really have to do something, do what everyone else is doing

• Consistently put in just enough effort or slightly less than required

• Wait impatiently to be picked

• Complain

• Blame

• Quit

Now go out there and don’t make a difference!