They say only two things are certain: death and taxes. It’s tragic, funny, but also not true. You can always evade taxes; the problem is whether you can get away with it. And you can evade death too. Become immortal, at least figuratively, by, I don’t know, discovering some new immutable law of physics, or crafting a very good meme.
Tax fraud (On burning bridges)
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